Das Experiment!

Niisiis, wtf tegi väikese eksperimendi, millele ajendas alltoodud lõbus pildike. Võtsime siis ning testisime, mis juhtub, kui MC Hammer sakslaseks pöörata ning peale seda sakslusest võõrutada (ehk siis MC Hammeri ‘U Can’t Touch This’ tõlgiti’ babelfishi kasutades inglise keelest saksa keelde ja pärast saksa keelest google’i abiga inglise keelde)… saime järgneva tulemuse:

Halt! Hammer-Zeit!!!

Respects go to MC Hammer, Wehrmacht, Google and AltaVista

They cannot affect this
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Mine, mine, strikes my music me so strongly
Educate me legends OH my lord
Thanks for benediction I
With an understanding to the Reim and to two exaggeration foot
It feels good, if you know that you down are
A superlubricant homeboy of the Oaktown
And I admits as such
And this is an impact, uh, it can not touch oneself

I explained to you homeboy (you cannot affect this)
Yeah is that, how we-live and – they know (you cannot affect this)
Regard my eyes, man (you cannot affect this)
Yo, let me blow up funky the lyric poetry

Blows new impacts and trousers
They arrived at like that, therefore you know that you would like to dance
Move in such a way, outta your seat
And you receive fly a girl and get caught you this impact
While it rolls, continue
Pump a little and inform you ‘EM it continue
As like that
Cold weather in mission so a case on back
Calm ‘EM to know, which, which is you too much
And this is an impact, uh, it can not touch oneself

Yo, I explained to you (you cannot affect this)
Why it there standing, man? (You cannot affect this)
Yo, sound the bell, school are inside, sucka (you cannot affect this)

Give me a song or a rhythm
Makin ‘EM sweat, which is, which I give EM
Now they know
It speaking about the hammer it speaking about an appearance
Those is exaggeration and firmly
Singers sweat, therefore you lead her wiping off
Or a tape, learn
Which it’s, which go, taking in the nineties to the fire
The diagrams! Legit
Either in addition work strongly or you could finish

That is word, because you know

They cannot affect this
They cannot affect this
They cannot affect this

Break it down! (Music breaks down) stop, hammern you time!

Go with the river, it are mentioned
That, if you do not know RH to this then you probably absolutely joints
Move so your hands in air wavelike
If you blow up some movements, let your fingers by your hair run
This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you will receive solvents
thus you shift, push you your back part
Straight ones for one minute let you do us all the impact, impact, impact

Yeah (You cannot affect this)
If you look, man (you cannot affect this)
They keep exaggeration, boy, `to a cause, better which you know (you cannot affect this)
Clips it the bell, back of the school inside (you cannot affect this)

Break it down! (bridge moved) stop, hammern you time!

They cannot affect this
They cannot affect this
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Break it down! (Nice keucht, hammer), you stop, hammern you time!

Every time you me see
The fair so exaggeration of the hammer
I am lubricant on the floor and I am magic on that mic
Now why I would stop at all to do this?
If other recordings form, which do not strike straight
I bereist around the world, from London to the bay
Hammer, is hammer, there I hammere, is yo hammer

And the remainder can go and play

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