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WTF News Service-Bush to a sewage plant!
A citizens group in San Francisco wants to pay an ironic tribute to President George W Bush when he leaves office – by naming a sewage plant after him.
The group, calling itself the Presidential Memorial Committee of San Francisco, wants the issue voted on at this November’s election.
“It’s important to remember our leaders in the right historical context,” said petition organiser Brian McConnell.
The Republican Party thinks the plan stinks, and it will fight the measure.
Mr McConnell’s group has submitted more than 12,000 signatures on a petition to the San Francisco Department of Elections.
If at least 7,168 of those signatures are found to be valid, the question of whether to rename Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant after the outgoing president will be added to the ballot papers in November.
“In President Bush’s case, we think that we will be cleaning up a substantial mess for the next 10 or 20 years,” said Mr McConnell.
“The sewage treatment facility’s job is to clean up a mess, so we think it’s a fitting tribute.”
‘Ashamed’
But one Californian Republican, Patrick Dorinson, said the plan was “a horrible idea”.
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“This is why San Francisco is considered wacky,” the former California Republican Party spokesman told the Associated Press.
“It makes me ashamed to be a San Franciscan if this is all they’ve got time to do.”
And a city official stressed that Oceanside offered “extraordinary environmental benefits”.
“That’s not our understanding of what the authors of this initiative believe the current president has delivered,” said Tony Winnicker of the San Francisco Public Utilities Commission.
Mr Bush will leave office in January 2009.
Tõelised emotsioonid! Viha! Kibestumus! Äng!
Leidsin selle ühest foorumist, pisut pikk aga … äärmiselt emOtsionaalne
Some of you have wondered why, when I am relating anything about my personal experiences that relates to a topic on these forums, my Navy career is usually what I will use to compare and contrast.
Well, that’s because as far as anything that is intensely personal to me, my career is the one thing I can truly treasure in my adult life. My relationships? Another story completely.
mida teha surnud lemmikloomadest
Lidy of Japan makes “memoria” for deceased pets that take various forms including memorial keepsake boxes, miniature pendant urns for their ashes, and the ultimate tribute to lost love, golden-toned diamond jewelry created from their carbonized remains.
loe edasi siit.
Määä?
Suurt sissejuhatust polegi vaja… ma arvan, et poster räägib juba iseenda eest. Nägin selle uskumatu üllitise ära… ooooehhhh:D Soovitan!
Näe, mu pähkel kukkus maha viinamarja juurde
Seoses juhtme kolmanda tulemisega (dddhehhehehe), loodame me pakkuda teile, lugejale, täisväärtuslikumat ning harivamat sisu, mis aitaks teid läbi nii lihtsast kui ka raskest, vertikaalsest kui ka horisontaalsest, metafüüsilisest kui lihtsalt rõvedalt postmodernsest. Jah, meil on missioonitunne! Jah, ja teeme siis avapaugu!
Nagu ikka, peab juttu tegema armastusest. Sest et armastus on selline.. asi. Lugege Wikipediast, päris hariv jutt seal. Aga omamoodi hariv on ka see tekst, mida täna teile esitleme. Võibolla aitab see kirjutis teil paremini mõista tundeid, mis tekkisid peale WTF’i (ajutist) hukku. Äkki te tundsite nii, kui teie lemmik pistaatsiapähkel purunes ja teid igaveseks jättis? Kes teab…
Mõtlemapanev. Mõtelge siis teie ka. Ja juba homme teeme rohkem nalja. Ma luban.
tõestus jumala olemasolust
The banana…
- is perfectly shaped for the human hand.
- has a non-slip surface.
- has outward indicators of inward content. Green lets you know that it’s not ready to eat yet. Yellow lets you know that it’s just right to consume. Black lets you know that it’s far too late to put it in your belly.
- has a tab at the bottom to facilitate removal of its wrapper.
- has a perforated wrapper for easy peeling.
- has a bio-degradable wrapper.
- is perfectly shaped for the human mouth.
- has a point at its top for ease of entry.
- is pleasing to the taste buds.
- is curved towards the face to make the eating process easy.
To say that the banana happened by accident is even more unintelligent than to say that no one designed the Coca Cola can.
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