Zen and the Art of Excessive Masturbation
Zen and the Art of Excessive Masturbation
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Zen and the art of erotic strangulation
Goshu once said to Hu Wan, “Do not swallow black ink in the presence of a woman with skin swollen from a thousand bee stings. Rather, swallow black ink in the presence of a child who, having been blinded by a poisenous snake bite, can stare into the sun with impunity.” Hu Wan replied, “Master, I am bad mutherfucker Jesus Christ on acid.” Goshu’s second cousin was enlightened for no appearant reason.