WTF!? | Raadio mõtlevale inimesele.
Jõrm suitsiid!
Väga mehine enesetapp, peaks mainima:
Ühtlasi algatas see huvitava diskussioon teemal, kuidas veel jõrmimalt oleks võimalik end ära kustutada, toon siia mõned ettepanekud:
– raam-, raua-, käsi- või vineerisaega pea maha;
– ronida jalad ees viljapeksumasinasse (või oksapurustajasse);
– suruõhuhaamriga otsaette;
– diisel-soojapuhuril leegihajuti eest ära ja pea sisse pista;
– endal ajud välja keevitada;
– relakaga harakiri… jne
Kui kellelgi veel vahvaid pakkumisi on, andke tulla :)
Back in black… yeah!
Ehk siis kuidas Michael Bay (teh Transformahz) oleks Dark Knighti skripti kirjutanud. Et huumorile täiesti pihta saada, peab olema näinud hämmastavat linateost “The Transformers” (clicky):
WTF News Service-Bush to a sewage plant!
A citizens group in San Francisco wants to pay an ironic tribute to President George W Bush when he leaves office – by naming a sewage plant after him.
The group, calling itself the Presidential Memorial Committee of San Francisco, wants the issue voted on at this November’s election.
“It’s important to remember our leaders in the right historical context,” said petition organiser Brian McConnell.
The Republican Party thinks the plan stinks, and it will fight the measure.
Mr McConnell’s group has submitted more than 12,000 signatures on a petition to the San Francisco Department of Elections.
If at least 7,168 of those signatures are found to be valid, the question of whether to rename Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant after the outgoing president will be added to the ballot papers in November.
“In President Bush’s case, we think that we will be cleaning up a substantial mess for the next 10 or 20 years,” said Mr McConnell.
“The sewage treatment facility’s job is to clean up a mess, so we think it’s a fitting tribute.”
‘Ashamed’
But one Californian Republican, Patrick Dorinson, said the plan was “a horrible idea”.
| O |
“This is why San Francisco is considered wacky,” the former California Republican Party spokesman told the Associated Press.
“It makes me ashamed to be a San Franciscan if this is all they’ve got time to do.”
And a city official stressed that Oceanside offered “extraordinary environmental benefits”.
“That’s not our understanding of what the authors of this initiative believe the current president has delivered,” said Tony Winnicker of the San Francisco Public Utilities Commission.
Mr Bush will leave office in January 2009.
… a battlestation!!!
A caller called the 999 emergency line in South Wales to report a mysterious bright stationary object in the sky:
Control Room: “South Wales Police, what’s your emergency?”
Caller: “It’s not really. I just need to inform you that across the mountain there’s a bright stationary object.”
Control room: “Right.”
Caller: “If you’ve got a couple of minutes perhaps you could find out what it is? It’s been there at least half an hour and it’s still there.”
Control: “It’s been there for half an hour. Right. Is it actually on the mountain or in the sky?”
Caller: “It’s in the air.”
Control: “I will send someone up there now to check it out.”
Caller: “OK.”
The mystery was soon solved, as the exchange between control and an officer at the scene, makes clear.
Control: “Alpha Zulu 20, this object in the sky, did anyone have a look at it?”
Officer: “Yes, it’s the moon. Over.”
Loading ...Tõelised emotsioonid! Viha! Kibestumus! Äng!
Leidsin selle ühest foorumist, pisut pikk aga … äärmiselt emOtsionaalne
Some of you have wondered why, when I am relating anything about my personal experiences that relates to a topic on these forums, my Navy career is usually what I will use to compare and contrast.
Well, that’s because as far as anything that is intensely personal to me, my career is the one thing I can truly treasure in my adult life. My relationships? Another story completely.
Puzzlefarter
Me kõik mäletame armsat peerukoti koomiksit eks… ok… see alltoodu on juba mõnda aega liikunud ja ilmselt jõudnud suure osa wtf-i lugejaskonnani… aga ikkagi… rõõmu kogu perele või miks ka mitte kolleegidele. Pange kontoris käima, kruttige heli põhja ja las minna noh…
